Happy Easter

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Just got harder for some guys to pee in public restrooms

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:50:00 GMT

Vids of the night

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:34:00 GMT

Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

Polly don’t want crackers

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"

"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."

The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

Duck Hunt Tramp Stamp

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:37:00 GMT

I don't think I need tell you what to use for bullets.

Dad's version of a Prom dress

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:18:00 GMT

I am moving over .

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:06:00 GMT